Cinderella - Play

SnowCinder Amy

by Lucy Scherschligt

Once upon a time there was a lovely and beautiful princess named Amitha Elizabethianitian Rushwald M.D. IV Esquire, but she went by Amy Rush for short. Amy rush was the most radiant damsel in the land of Candy, the kingdom in which she resided. Her father, King Sir Johnthony Leroyatha Rushwald III (John), had locked her up in the tallest tower of the castle because she was too beautiful. Because she was locked up, she had no mechanisms of personal hygiene, so her hair grew to be 5 ft. long. But I don't mean the hair on her head, no, I mean her leg hair. So Amy's long, thick leg hair would hang out the window as she waited for someone to walk by and jump onto her legs and rescue her. One day, a funny little man came to her tower and said "Hello, I'm Rumpelstiltsken, and I can turn all that leg hair of yours to gold," so he climbed on her legs into the tower and turned all that leg hair into gold. So then he left and Amy was freed of hte burden of hairy legs, which was very convenient because they became very itchy. THen, Dr. Jillian Rushwald-Ladyhead Jr., John's new wife, and her two daughters, Fabiona Marie Simone XII and Beth, were invited to the ball and Amy wasn't so they laughed at her and made fun of her and gave her pet mice and called her Cinderamy for no apparent reason. So when they all went to the ball, Cinderamy cleaned the house and recieved help from the mice that her step-mother and step-sisters had kindly donated to her, but suddenly 7 of them turned into tiny little men and called themselves different names but I don't remember all of htem so their names aren't important. Then, a lady came to hte door and said, "Cinderamy, I am here to turn you into a beautiful person with beautiful clothes and glass shoes, just call me your fairy godmother!" so Cinderamy asked, "what do I have to do to recieve all these wonderful amenities?" and the godmother said, "just eat this apple!!" so Cinderamy took a bite of the apple and said, "I feel woozy!!" so then the godmother shoved a needle in and pricked Cinderamy's finger. "GO TO SLEEP, NOW!" she yelled as Cinderamy turned very pale and fell asleep for what seemed like forever. She was SLeeping Snow Cinderamy. Suddenly, what felt like a million years later, Sleeping Snow CInderamy woke up as an Arabic boy with a little monkey kissed her. "I'm Aladdin!" he said, so she smacked him due to creeped-out-ness. THen she jumped into the ocean and grew a mermaid tail. Her father was poseidon and she met a yellow fish named flounder who became her bestest friend and suddenly she met an evil lady named Ursula who said that she could give her legs but she'd have to give something up, or suffer something. So she offered to steal her voice, but Sleeping Snow Cinderamy decided that a better punishment would be to turn asian and pretend to be a boy. So that was what she did, and she became a geisha in china and fought in wars and all that jazz with a little dragon named mufasa.... well actually no mufasa was simba's dad... but i can't remember the dragons name so yeah the end.

man, i lovee lucy (: Rwanda is my hoe. because it has gorillas. lucy, let's chill soon and draw icosikadigons together. yeaah? cool.